August 2010
1 post
My insides are all wrong
Pretty sure that was my twelfth poo of the day. Ouchie.
July 2010
4 posts
Wierd match ups
Thinking of pitching a show to mtv where each week the readers of the Star and the readers of the Daily Fail go head to head in choosing the weirdest sex match ups from the headlines of there own papers for the relevant week. Whoever they choose them appear on tv (post watershed) and just furiously nosh each other off for the full half hour show for 6 days then on day 7 we can all phone/text/email...
Oh and by the way
I fucked off the iPhone and have gone android. Yeah you heard me bitches, that is how I am rolling.
Weekend gone again
When will I ever learn? Spending a 2 day weekend with 2 monumental hangovers is just stooopid. After all, at 35 I’m positively ancient.
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
Split noggin
I have a 3 inch gash on the top of my head caused by high wind + car door. So far it hasn’t hindered any of my performances gerkkk
January 2010
2 posts
Snap
Could it be too late. Dunno, I’ll check
Asti Spunkmante
I had half a bottle plus 3 samosas for breakfast today. Now I feel sick. The end.
December 2009
6 posts
Bag packing
Today I did bag packing at M&S to raise moneys for Overgate Hospice. I think I raised quite a bit. The biddies loved the Bongo. The main fundraising woman and her assistant weren’t biddies. Ohh mo.
Gggggrim
Please can someone stop this itching in my nose and eyes, it piffles me.
Scrabble
I have never enjoyed words as much. Even the most innocent of words now appear filth laden. Most joyous.
October 2009
6 posts
Ergh
Why won’t my children sleep past 6 in the morning? This is just cocking ridiculous.
I’m not very well today
I am learning
The DMC for a test at work tomorrow. Happy Sunday.
Lunch
Was very nice.
This is much easier
At last a tumblr client for iPhone. I might even start blogging now. Marvellous.
August 2009
1 post
