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Wierd match ups

Thinking of pitching a show to mtv where each week the readers of the Star and the readers of the Daily Fail go head to head in choosing the weirdest sex match ups from the headlines of there own papers for the relevant week. Whoever they choose them appear on tv (post watershed) and just furiously nosh each other off for the full half hour show for 6 days then on day 7 we can all phone/text/email in to decide who the best nosher is. So for example we could have (representing the Star) Katy Perry and Duncan Bannatyne vs (Daily Fail) Fern Britton and Nick Griffin. Not sure what to call the show though. It’ll come to me.